Dog Humor - Dead Doggie?
A woman goes to the vet. She says, "Doctor, I think
there's something wrong with my dog. He hasn't moved all day."
The vet examines the dog and says, "I'm sorry.
I'm afraid your dog is dead."
"Dead! How can he be dead? He was just fine
yesterday. Are you sure he's dead? Isn't there some other test you can
run?"
The vet leaves and returns in a moment with a pet
carrying case. He opens the case and a large cat emerges. The cat plods over to
the dog and sniffs around its head. It then circles the dog, sniffing and poking
around. After a minute or two the cat returns to its cage.
"Well," says the vet, "that pretty much
proves it. He's dead."
"I guess you're right," says the woman, now
coming to grips with what happened. "At least you did your best. How much
do I owe you?"
"$230."
"$230?! For what? All you did was tell
me my dog was dead. What did you do that costs $230?"
"Well it's $30 for the office visit, "says the
vet," and $200 for the cat scan."
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